Hello, my name is Jonathan the Tool and I am a member. You know what a member is don't you? You place a condom over me when you meet that special someone that you don't want to get a disease from. Anyways, I don't actually listen to songs, I am a dick... I mean a member that copies and pastes the same ripoff crap on everybody's songs at this site in the hopes that I will make something of myself. I also sell weed, so if you or your loved ones don't mind my impersonal posts and wanna buy a little weed, visit JonathanK ButtFarmer at MyDadShouldHaveWornACONDOM(DOT)Com. I will come back in a week and repost this on another one of your songs because I am so determined to be a bigger success than Dolore18, who is my golf buddy.Don't forget to let them know that I reefed you. I'm going to go to my mail program now and wait for your reply. Thanks. - edjgraphix 11/18/11

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Hello, My name is JonathanK and I am a member of the One Condoms street team. I came across your music and I really think that you would be a great fit for a new program called "Listen to One" One will provide you with an online profile at OneCondoms(DOT)com that showcases your music and includes upcoming concerts and links to your web site. You will also receive condoms and merchandise featuring your logo that you can give away at your shows. In exchange, all you need to do is permit One to use one of your songs a limited number of times for promotional purposes. If you're interested, please visit onecondoms(DOT)com/listen. Click on the link labeled "Score free product for your band," and don't forget to let them know that I referred you. Thanks - JonathanK 11/15/11

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